The Recession Kama Sutra by Sarah Herman

Author:Sarah Herman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publisher
Published: 2011-09-19T00:00:00+00:00

FUN FEEDS AND PRIMAL NEEDS

Food, glorious food. The relationship between eating with our mouths and feasting with our gennitals is so close that it would be foolish to think you couldn’t combine the oral pleasures of both to create some belly-stuffing, libido-loving activities that give your bank balance room to breathe.

Shovel Ready

Get into the self-sufficient spirit and you’ll soon understand why the baby boomer generation occurred.

YOU WILL NEED:

• A garden (failing that, some window boxes)

• Vegetable seeds

• Gardening tools (trowel, watering can, gloves, etc.)

WHAT TO DO:

When you can’t afford to eat, a garden can be your best friend as well as a source of some serious sexual urges. Dig up that useless patch of grass and fill it with the Earth’s bounty as a couple. Make gardening a weekly event, and schedhedule it right before a refreshing shower together to wash off all the sweat and dirt. There are no rules about how dirty you can get in the garden, but below are a few Recession Kama Sutra ideas for spicing up your shovel time.

• Girls, at regular intervals, bend over to plant some seeds and all he’ll be thinking about is planting his seed in you

• Guys, stiffen up that love muscle to use as a dibber for planting bulbs

• Girls, go braless in the garden, Charlie Dimmock style, and your partner won’t be able to keep their eyes off you

• Guys, make sure you do all the heavy lifting (shirtless) so your partner can admire your rippling muscles and sweaty body while you work

• Girls, stake the shovel in the ground and pole dance around it

• Both: get muddy and have a tickle fight

SEXONOMIC BONUS:

When your first veggies emerge frome from the earth, create a meal with them accompanied by a lovely bottle of wine to toast your self-sufficient success.

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